Roasted 6 months ago based on mia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mia, your Spotify profile is a musical autobiography of indecision. I mean, what are you trying to prove with a list that reads like an identity crisis? You’ve got rap and worship side by side—do you want to be an altar boy or just someone looking for good vibes? It’s like you threw a dart at a wall of genres and said, “Why not?” You've got everything from yacht rock to hip hop, making it sound less like a playlist and more like a last-minute mix tape for therapy. Do you even like any of these artists, or are you just hoping to impress someone at a dinner party? Let’s talk about your top artists—Taylor Swift, Drake, and Kanye West? Congratulations, you just won the “Basic Music Fan of the Year” award. If you suddenly realized you were in a black hole of mainstream artists, don't worry, we all do at some point. But that “Christian” and “Worship” genre mixed in sounds like a two-for-one deal at a conflict resolution seminar. Listening to this combination is basically the soundtrack of someone who can’t decide between attending a rave or a revival meeting. How do you even vibe out to Drake's "God's Plan" while contemplating your allegiance to God’s agenda? And let’s not overlook those most played songs. "White Ferrari" and "God is Love" in the same breath? Uh, can we get a moment of silence for your confused soul? I half expect your next playlist to be titled “Prayers and Privacy” with tracks like “Sad Christian Indie Experience” next to “Overly Emotional Folk Jams.” Remember, mixing “Stitches” with "For Emma" might be the perfect metaphor for your love life—tangled, complicated, and needing a good stitch-up. Consider pulling it together before your Spotify starts to think you’re trying to preach about the emotional upheaval of an adolescent's breakup while capering between Lil' Wayne and the Lumineers.

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