Roasted 1 year ago based on ditto's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Ditto, a musical connoisseur who appears to be playing the world's longest game of 'fix you.' Your taste in genres reads like a list of rejected options for a hipster's funeral. "POV: Indie" is just a fancy way of saying you enjoy music that sounds like it was recorded in someone’s parents' basement, because why bother with production value when you can give off that perpetually gluten-free vibe instead? Let's talk about your top artists. According to your profile, "Bears In Trees" is your jam. I can't decide if that sounds like a band or the next big TikTok dance challenge. You have more songs by them than actual friends; I guess that explains why you spend so much time jamming to "I Don't Wanna Be Angry"—it’s hard not to when your social life hinges on fictional bears and imaginary trees. And don't even get me started on "Panic! At The Disco." You do realize that's a signal for an emotional breakdown, right? Your most played songs are so obscure they may as well be the soundtrack to an indie film about someone's sad attempt to socialize at a coffee shop. If you were any more in love with "Fresh Concrete," you'd have a statue built in its honor—pathetically enough, it would likely look like a sad slab of stone. It’s quite the accomplishment to make "Nothing Cures Melancholy Like Looking at Maps" your anthem; at this rate, you’re on the fast track to becoming the world's blandest tour guide. Keep it up, Ditto; maybe one day you'll turn that emotional wreck into a career as a professional "sadboi" in the world of indie music!

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