Roasted 1 year ago based on N Y A's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Herzinfarkt, where the music tastes are so hyper niche you could probably sell your profile as an avant-garde art installation. “Hyperpop” and “Nightcore”? Really? At this point, you’re just one more genre away from curating a Spotify playlist dedicated entirely to the sound of your cringey high school phase. It's a wonder you haven’t incorporated whale songs into your repertoire yet; that might be the only thing left that could compete with the auditory chaos you've assembled here! Your top artists read like a cry for help. Melanie Martinez and Mindless Self Indulgence? It’s like your personal playlist is a support group for abandoned emo kids trying to find a way to cope while hyperventilating on a glittery dance floor. And that mixture of “Drone,” “Glitch,” and “Speedcore” suggests you weren’t just trying to pick genres—you were attempting to create the soundtrack for societal collapse. Let’s be real, though; your most played song should be the theme to “Demon Slayer,” because your music taste has clearly been slaying any chance you have at social acceptance. But I get it; you’re trying to make a statement about how unique you are… at least, that’s what you’re telling yourself while frantically scrolling through TikTok for the latest sped-up nightcore track. The good news is that you’ve officially reached a level of pretentiousness that even hipsters would roll their eyes at. So carry on, Herzinfarkt! Keep curating the soundtrack to a world where nobody understands you but you can still dance like no one’s watching—because let’s face it, they probably aren’t!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!