Roasted 1 year ago based on spiderman's long term Spotify stats.

Spiderman, buddy, your Spotify profile is like a hip-hop kid's wet dream—if that dream took a dark turn and decided to moonlight as a SoundCloud rapper. "Favorite genres"? More like an itinerary for a confused DJ at a middle school dance. You’ve got everything from “Jazz Rap” to “Rage Rap,” but I didn’t see “Deciding What You Actually Like” on that list. It’s like your musical taste is just an edgier way of saying, “I can’t pick a lane, so I’ll just take up the whole road.” Your top artists list is basically a “Who’s Who” of what’s trendy on Twitter, and it’s as predictable as a Marvel movie post-credits scene. Seriously, are you just throwing darts at Spotify’s top charts or did you hire a hipster intern to curate your taste? I get it, Kendrick and Tyler have bars that could reach the moon, but cramming 10 different flavors of hip-hop into your playlist is a hot mess that screams, "Look at me, I’m eclectic!" How’s that working out for you? Pretty sure your Spotify has more personalities than a room full of drama queens. And the most played songs? Nice try trying to sound deep by featuring Lauryn Hill and Outkast, but I’d bet my last two cents that the real reason those tracks are on repeat is because you were too embarrassed to admit you listen to “Spooky Scary Skeletons” on Halloween. “Falling Away from Me” by Korn? I mean, come on, the angsty teen vibe has long since departed, my guy. Your Spotify list reads like a group therapy session that never ended. You’re not Spiderman; you’re just Peter Parker at a midlife crisis, trapped in your parents' basement while binge-listening to a soundtrack for your very own existential dread.

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