Roasted 2 years ago based on Johny wolf's long term Spotify stats.
Johny Wolf, you’ve got so much hip hop in your veins, I’m surprised your Spotify algorithm hasn’t started charging you rent for all that Brooklyn Drill. Seriously, your love for “Melodic Rap” is so profound that I half-expect you to start serenading your plants with Sleepy Hallow lyrics in a desperate attempt to make them grow. And with more Sleepy Hallow on your playlist than a college dorm room on a Friday night, I think we’ve after-school-special'd past the point of “just a phase.” At this rate, even your Spotify Wrapped is afraid to tell you the truth. Your top artists read like the cover of "Who Wants to Be a SoundCloud Star?" You do realize that “Rap” isn't a genre, right? It’s more of an emotional state for people who live off of two-day-old takeout and active subscriptions to every streaming service imaginable. You’d think with a name like “Johny Wolf,” you’d be howling at the moon instead of moping around your room listening to the same five tracks over and over again. Your playlist is so repetitive that I’m starting to believe you’re auditioning for the role of SoundCloud Escapist No. 23 in the next sad boy flick. And could we talk about that most played song list? At this point, you might as well change your name to “Sleepy Hallow’s Number One Fan.” Is this your way of telling the world you’ve peaked? I’ve seen your Spotify profile, and honestly? It’s giving me “I still remember the lyrics to ‘Hotline Bling’ by Drake, but I pretend that I don’t.” So here’s a hot tip for you, Johny: maybe it’s time to step outside your rap bubble and let a little variety into your life—because that heavy rotation is starting to look a lot like the echo chamber where trends go to die.
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