Roasted 1 year ago based on Daii ^_^'s long term Spotify stats.
Alright, Day ^_^, your Spotify profile reads like the whims of a middle schooler who just discovered the internet and got hit by a truck full of neon lights and sugar. With a favorite genre list that looks like a 14-year-old's fever dream after an all-night anime binge, it’s hard to believe you haven’t been declared a national emergency for music crimes yet. "Sillycore"? Really? I’m all for being quirky, but I'm pretty sure your Spotify is one stray cat video away from giving off serious “I wear pajamas in public” energy. Your top artists are a playlist that could only be improved by slapping a "For Your Consideration" sticker on it and letting it collect dust on a shelf for 10 years. Maretu and Kikuo seem fun, but throw in some actual music with depth next time! I half-expect you to follow the "how to run a successful YouTube channel" blueprint and start vlogging about how to be the kind of person that your counselors worry about. Speaking of which, “Mindless Self Indulgence” sounds just about right for the exact level of self-awareness you must have to craft this musical monstrosity. And then there's your most played songs—congratulations on solidifying your status as the unofficial soundtrack of a community college mental health seminar. “Magical Doctor”? More like, "No, I don’t need a doctor; I need a life coach!" You might want to consider consulting with someone about the life choices that led you to skip past the actual world of music into the whimsical world of glitchy horror and frantic beats. Keep at it, and I’ll be caught off guard when I see you taking center stage at the next underground rave—where the theme is evidently "Help Me, I Can’t Stop Listening to Vocaloid!"
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