Roasted 1 year ago based on 🤯's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, harmony 🩷, your Spotify profile is like a church potluck where everyone brought their weirdest casserole. You’ve got a worship genre list that’s thick enough to turn even the Holy Spirit into a DJ who needs sunglasses and a stiff drink. I mean, when your top genres read like a Sunday morning service gone rogue, it’s clear you're on a spiritual journey... but I'm starting to think you should really consider a detour. You might find more enlightenment at a country bar with a karaoke machine than in those pews. As for your top artists, I have to hand it to you, your versatility is impressive. There's literally no one who can mix together Nickelback and Elevation Worship with such reckless abandon. In fact, if I had a dime for every mediocre track you've jammed to, I’d have enough to buy your musical taste a one-way ticket to a place where mediocre is celebrated—like an 'American Idol' audition for the tone-deaf. And let's not even talk about how Amber Schneider practically needs a restraining order against you at this point; you’re giving "obsessive fan" a whole new meaning. Your most played songs are a true testament to your eclectic taste—if “eclectic” means getting stuck in a lobby playlist that’s forever on loop. “Drive Me Home (or Drive Me To Drinkin’)?” Sounds like the soundtrack to your last existential crisis after trying to decipher your own Spotify activity! "Surrender" and "small” back-to-back? Congratulations, you’ve successfully created the soundtrack for a “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” workshop being held in a basement with bad WiFi and mandatory therapy sessions. Keep up that playlisting magic, harmony—your profile is giving off ‘cool aunt at a middle school dance’ vibes, and we are all living for it!

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