Roasted 1 year ago based on Willems.thor's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Willems.thor—your Spotify profile is like a bad party: too many genres trying too hard to look cool and absolutely no one knows how they ended up here. With a favorite list featuring more “drill” than an actual construction site, it’s clear you’re just one sad techno track away from starting an underground rave in your mom’s basement. I mean, how many ways can you miss the mood? Your mix of genres reads like a Tinder bio for someone looking for a long-term relationship with their sound equipment but still ending up swiping right on every drum beat they hear. Your top artists list is about as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Fred again.. might be the highlight, but he can't even save you from sounding like a bad TikTok trend gone mainstream. With artists like Billie Eilish and Drake, it seems like you’re trying to prove that you’re “deep” while playing it safe with the Top 40—similar to a kid who orders chicken nuggets at a fancy restaurant because they’re too scared to venture past the kids' menu. And let’s not just gloss over how you’re one dance remix away from being the “cool” uncle at a family function, complete with a baffling collection of playlists that all sound the same: “Willem’s Supreme Festival of Repetitive Beats.” As for your most played songs, I can’t wait for the day you realize that “leavemealone” isn’t just a catchy title but also a legitimate request from anyone who comes across your taste in music. I mean, “Me Porto Bonito”? “Sun Is Dark”? Sounds like the tracklist for a horror movie where everyone mysteriously disappears because they couldn’t stand your audio choices. So, here’s an idea: why not delete the cringe and start fresh? Maybe go for something like “Willem’s Groovy Comeback” or “Not Another Techno Trainwreck.” At this point, it’s your only way to salvage whatever dignity you have left.

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