Roasted 9 months ago based on Jasmine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jasmine, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic buffet of music genres that scream, "I'm a highly indecisive mess!" Seriously, pop, R&B, Christmas, and emo? Are you planning a party for every emotional state or just trying to confuse your therapist? That's a combination that could only be rivaled by those who can't choose between a salad or a cheeseburger, and frankly, you chose both while throwing in a slice of fruitcake for good measure. We get it; the holidays are tough, but if your favorite genres were a person, they'd be the one who brings a fruitcake to a wedding. As for your top artists, look at that line-up. It’s like the “Guess Who” of basic Spotify users. You’ve got Ariana, Billie, Beyoncé—it's basically the soundtrack of a high school musical where the drama club decided to hold a therapy session. And let’s not forget the Glee Cast, which is a bold choice for someone clearly trying to relive their high school dreams of being cool. You'd think it would be hard to fit so many iconic female artists into one profile, but you've managed to create an unwitting ode to every girl’s sleepover ever. You know the one—where you all sit around crying about boys and belting out songs in unison. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s like a disturbing love affair with Billie Eilish. Are you aware that you can listen to other artists? It’s not against the law, I promise. Having “Skinny” and “Intro (End of the World)” top your playlist can really paint a picture of the life you're living: a beautiful mess teetering on the brink of existential dread while pinning desperately for the world to notice your artisanal sadness. You must be the DJ at the party of life, where everyone just stares awkwardly while you spin in circles clutching a skinny latte and reminiscing about your last trip to Hot Topic. Keep living your emotionally unstable fantasy, Jasmine; just remember, there’s a whole range of good music waiting for you beyond the wailing vocals of Billie.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!