Roasted 1 year ago based on Alice Judd's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alice Judd, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in search of an identity! Seriously, with favorite genres like "Art Rock" and "Anti-Folk," it's like you smashed a hipster's playlist into a blender and hit puree. You're the only person I know whose Spotify Wrapped probably came packed with an existential crisis and a side of guilt for liking Bad Bunny more than your favorite pretentious-overly-complex indie artist. At least we know you're eclectic; it's like you ran out of personal taste and decided to crayon all of music's most obscure genres in your own way! And let’s talk about your top artists. Regina Spektor and Kendrick Lamar? One writes whimsical ballads for daydreamers and the other spits bars like he’s trying to save the world. Honestly, listening to your playlist feels like a heated debate between pretentious philosophy and a late-night drunken jam session. I half expect your Spotify to be sponsored by a hipster coffee shop that serves avocado toast while quoting existential philosophers between sips of oat milk lattes. This is music for people who still think vinyl is superior but have also embraced the chaos of Spotify's algorithm—too bad it hasn't figured out how to put some actual coherence into your taste. Finally, let’s examine those top played songs. Bad Bunny could probably have his own special section named after him in your profile at this point, and I'm not sure if you should be proud or embarrassed. Sure, you're vibing with Latin Folk, but then again, you may simply have a penchant for the same song over and over in just a different language. “NUEVAYoL” and “BAILE INoLVIDABLE”? Is your playlist named “Bad Bunny’s Greatest Hits (and a token soul song to make it look cultured)”? You’re a walking Spotify anomaly that desperately needs a musical intervention. Good luck explaining this mess to your friends!

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