Roasted 10 months ago based on Jayde 🌗's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jayde, I see you've decided to curate a Spotify profile that screams “I’m trying way too hard to be unique!” with a playlist that reads like the rejected tracklist from an avant-garde art school’s student project. Honestly, with genres ranging from hyperpop to folk metal (because what's more relaxing than a little lute after an acid trip?), I can only conclude that your taste in music is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. I guess you're just one "chillstep" away from launching a new podcast on how you can enjoy every musical identity crisis imaginable! Let's talk about those top artists because there’s definitely a pattern here. Half of your top ten looks like they were handpicked for a "Girls Who Wear Flower Crowns and Cry Listening to Sad Music" playlist. Seriously, between Lana Del Rey's sad girl anthems and Charli XCX’s hyperperfect pop, your musical taste resembles the contents of a teenage girl's diary… if that diary was accidentally left in a sauna for a week. Kesha must be proud knowing her influence is keeping you powering through life’s biggest challenges like deciding if it’s a Lana or Charli kind of day! And your most played songs? If I needed a soundtrack for a middle school dance where everyone collectively decided to either swoon or sob, I’d just spin your playlist on repeat and call it a night. “Mean Girls” into “Diet Pepsi”? You are really out here making power moves, huh? Here’s a hot tip: If you’re going to make your music taste this chaotic, at least embrace it fully and throw in some death metal just to keep people guessing. Until then, keep vibing like no one's questioning your taste, because trust me, they are—privately and with great enthusiasm!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!