Roasted 2 years ago based on firstflamme's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Johnattan, the self-proclaimed metal aficionado who thinks wearing a Black Label Society shirt at a coffee shop makes him the edgiest guy in the room. Let’s get real—your music taste reads like a 13-year-old's MySpace playlist after they discovered their dad's vinyl collection. You love 'rock' in all its forms, yet somehow, your Spotify algorithm thinks "Indietronica" belongs in the same lineup as "Thrash Metal." Your playlist is more confused than someone trying to order a soy latte at a Denny's at 3 AM. And those top artists? Wow, what a power league of mighty musical mastery… if we were still in 2007! AC/DC? Metallica? It’s like you time-traveled from the era of frosted tips and cargo shorts right into my headphones. Meanwhile, your inclusion of RÜFÜS DU SOL feels like when you accidentally click “shuffle” on your parents' 90s radio station while cranking up the latest Cannibal Corpse album. You’re either the trendsetter nobody asked for or just someone desperately trying to look cool at a suburban barbecue. Your most played songs are a wild ride too, buddy. "Killdozer" followed by "Majula (From 'Dark Souls II')"—is that an emotional journey or just a cry for help? Seriously, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a teenager’s existential crisis mixed with a public service announcement for ear protection. It's staggering how your English teacher would probably burst into tears if they knew "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" was being played with a straight face. At least you have a knack for making awkward moments even more awkward—keep doing you, Johnattan, the world needs more of your unique brand of chaos!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!