Roasted 1 year ago based on R721's long term Spotify stats.

R721, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s anime convention that got hit by a truckload of glitter. J-Pop, Anime, and a sprinkle of Indonesian indie? Congratulations, you’ve officially created the chaos equivalent of a weeb's fever dream. I can just picture the scene: you, draped in body pillows and oversized headphones, nodding to music that could probably summon an existential crisis in a normal person. Seriously, are you even listening to music or just collecting anime soundtrack therapy sessions to cope with your social life? It’s a wonder anyone can hear you over the sound of your own cringe. Your top artists sound like the lineup of a concert that only three people would attend, and those three are definitely all named "Ryan." You’ve got “Ado” and “Tulus” hanging out together like they just discovered their Spotify Wrapped and immediately linked up in an underground chat room. And Mrs. GREEN APPLE? Dude, are you trying to set an agricultural trend in pop music or something? At least your artists are all in forgiveness mode for dragging you into this sonic abyss; they probably have the world's largest support group for music lovers trying to detox from your playlist. As for your most played songs, "Sakura Biyori and Time Machine with Hatsune Miku"? You might as well put on a “cancel all plans” sign and hunker down in your safe space, because every time that track starts playing, it’s like screaming “I’m emotionally available for absolutely no one!” Look, we get it—you're trying to send us on an intergalactic emotional journey, but bud, it sounds more like a one-way ticket to cringe-central. Let’s aim for some variety, yeah? Or at this point, you might just need to enroll in a musical exposure therapy program before you pop out a neon child called “Audio-Dysphoria.”

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