Roasted 11 months ago based on Jacob's long term Spotify stats.

Jacob, my dude, your Spotify profile is basically a musical diary for anyone who peaked at their high school prom. "Rock" and "EDM" — you’re like a bad mashup of a DJ at a frat party and that one kid who never stopped playing air guitar in the corner. Funk Rock? Really? Is that just a euphemism for your playlist being a confused mess of musical identity crises? If you were a genre, you’d be "Midlife Crisis Rock: featuring Soft Pop as the emotional support." Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of the cringeworthy and vanilla. Listening to The Weeknd while also having Maroon 5 on your favorite list is like enjoying a fine wine while stuffing your face with grape-flavored Jell-O. Just when we think you're getting edgy with the Arctic Monkeys, you throw us a curveball with Connor Price, who I'm pretty sure is still trying to figure out what a career in music means. And then there's VALORANT in the artist section — genius move, unless you're suggesting it’s a collab album. Are you getting closer to winning your Spotify war zone one playlist at a time? Let’s talk about those most played songs - it’s a rollercoaster ride you forgot to secure your safety harness on. "Wannabe" by why mona? Interesting choice for someone who clearly has an identity crisis. And “Cake By The Ocean”? Please tell me you at least get some actual cake while you’re dancing like nobody’s watching. You know your playlist has more mood swings than an emotionally unstable teenager, right? Next time, perhaps aim for a playlist that reflects a little less chaos and a little more self-awareness, or at least one that doesn’t make us wish for our ear drums to grow legs and run away.

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