Roasted 8 months ago based on Tonger0's long term Spotify stats.
Well, well, well, Tonger0, look at you with your Spotify profile that reads like a list of the most niche internet rabbit holes. You’ve got "Phonk" and "Brazilian Phonk" - as if one mysterious genre wasn’t enough to confuse all your friends into muttering “What the heck is that?” You've officially reached peak hipster status, going around telling people that your favorite genre is something called "Drift Phonk.” Spoiler alert: That’s just a fancy way to admit you only listen to music while you pretend to race imaginary cars in your basement. Your top artists are a wild ride too. Honestly, I’ve seen name drops in more credible restaurants. “The Living Tombstone?” Sounds like the theme for next year’s Halloween party where someone forgot to check if Trick or Treating was still a thing. With "Toby Fox" and "DXRK ダーク" in your top ten, I’m starting to think music is the only soul you’re willing to defend in this post-apocalyptic dumpster fire we call life. And can we talk about "Vocaloid"? Because nothing screams “I’m an introverted internet nerd” quite like getting emotionally attached to an artificially generated voice. I can practically see your cat judging you from across the room. And your most played songs? Truly an avant-garde masterpiece of questionable taste! "Undertale - Spider Dance - Shirobon Remix"? I’m convinced you've accidentally stopped at a middle school dance party on the way to becoming a TikTok sensation. As for “Dancin (feat. Luvli) - Sped Up Version,” I can only assume that's your secret weapon for trying to convince people you have rhythm, which is as likely as finding a needle in a haystack. At the end of the day, it's clear that your eclectic playlist is just an elaborate cry for help that has drawn in confused clicks and perhaps a few judgmental sighs. Keep up the good work!
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