Roasted 6 months ago based on thordis_bhaal's long term Spotify stats.

If your Spotify profile were a person, it would probably sit in a dark corner at a goth club, sipping something that suspiciously looks like regret while whispering sweet nothings to an old synth. Thordis_bhaal, it’s no wonder you have a favorite genre called “Deathrock” — at this point, I’m surprised your heart isn't just a blackened husk of EBM beats and cringeworthy playlist titles. Your love for “Absurd Minds” is really reaching new levels of irony; even they could look at your profile and say, “Wow, that’s absurd!” You’ve managed to curate a playlist so grim, even the shadows are asking for a little sunlight. With more “industrial” genres than most factories produce in a year, I can picture you in the corner of a warehouse rave, draped in all black and lamenting your existence while artists like VNV Nation play captivating tunes you’ve managed to twist into an elegy of eternal darkness. It’s almost impressive how you’ve combined lyrical sadness with a tin can percussion: your Spotify could double as an experimental art installation or a cautionary tale for future generations of music lovers! And those most played songs? Congratulations on working harder to dominate the Absurd Minds listening charts than the actual band itself! Your top 10 is like a buffet of melancholic vibes with 90% of the options being "Why Am I Still Here?" and "What If I Just Disappear?" At this point, Spotify should grant you the honorary title of "Absurdist Overlord." If all those sad synths could speak, I bet they’d cry out for a break from your incessant replay! Enjoy the vibes, Thordis_bhaal, but try to remember: there's a world outside of your graveyard of sound!

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