Roasted 7 months ago based on Mavis!'s long term Spotify stats.

Mavis! Your Spotify profile is like that one weird kid in class who’s way too into their feelings — Emo Rap, Cloud Rap, Trap Metal, and Horrorcore? Your playlist sounds like a therapy session for someone who's had too much caffeine and not nearly enough emotional support. We get it, you feel things deeply, but unless you're planning on auditioning for an angst-filled teen drama, it's time to diversify. For a second, I thought I was scrolling through a low-budget version of a goth kid's Spotify! And your top artists list? Wow, it’s like the musical embodiment of an existential crisis. Taylor Swift? Sure, every sad girl needs her guilty pleasure. But why are you bringing $uicideboy$ to the party as if they’re your emotional support rap duo? If your life gets any darker, you might just start getting sponsorship from coffin manufacturers. Grimes and Poppy? I can't tell if you’re trying to ride the emotional rollercoaster or auditioning to be the next art installation. You’re literally one Mitski song away from crying into your overpriced artisanal coffee. Let’s talk about your most played songs — "Paper Planes" and "Finding Shelter In My Larynx"? That’s a playlist ready to make anyone feel like they need an exorcism. If your music taste were a person, it’d be a person sitting alone in the corner at a party, meticulously counting how many times it’s been ghosted. At this point, you should just rename your Spotify to “Cringe-worthy Confessions.” Get a grip, Mavis! The world’s dark enough without you using it as the background music for your daily struggles.

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