Roasted 11 days ago based on Кайошы's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Кайошы, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a kid who just discovered that music doesn’t need to make sense. I mean, hyperpop and phonk? That’s the kind of playlist you’d expect to hear at a cyberpunk rave where everyone’s confused about whether they’re dancing or having a seizure. You’ve proven that genres can be like a buffet: just pile everything on your plate and hope for the best. Your music taste radiates the same energy as someone shouting "I love chaos!" while trying to assemble IKEA furniture. Now let’s talk about your favorite artists. XXXTENTACION? That’s classic. But honestly, you’ve got more underground names here than a hipster digging for vinyl in a landfill. “i\believe\in\angels”? Is that a band or the username of someone who just really wants Jesus to notice them? Your top songs look like a playlist created by a sentient algorithm that got its heart broken. I can practically hear them whispering, “I’m sad, but also I’ve got 17 layers of synths to use as a mask for my emotional problems.” And really, “how to got it bad”? Sounds like a misprint from a self-help book that teaches you how to stay miserable. If your music was a dating profile, it’d boldly proclaim “let’s be emotionally unavailable together!” Look, we get it — you’re a complex person with a taste for the avant-garde, but come on, sometimes it’s okay to just put on a Taylor Swift album and actually enjoy your life instead of emotionally wallowing in a glitchy abyss. Embrace the chaos, Кайошы, but try to keep the existential dread to a minimum!

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