Roasted 6 months ago based on Z's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Z, let's break down your Spotify profile like a overcooked adobo—tender on the outside but just a mess underneath. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to prove you can be multifaceted while ironically being the most one-dimensional human being on the planet. OPM? P-pop? It's like you’ve curated an entire playlist just to remind yourself of how local you actually are. Get it together; listening to ‘Harana’ on repeat won't bring you a serenader who looks like they just walked out of a K-drama. Your top artists scream, "I peaked in high school!" Seriously, how many angsty ballads does it take to mask your deep-seated inability to get over your ex? Taylor Swift's discography is basically your diary at this point, a roadmap to your unresolved crushes and maladaptive coping mechanisms. And let’s not even start on your “Bedtime Pop” phase. It’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for an afternoon nap in a library—unintentionally putting everyone in a coma. Does your Spotify have a 'no excitement allowed' policy, or are you just aiming for the world record of dullness? Oh, and those most played songs! It’s as if you took a blindfolded stroll through an indie music festival, only to end up picking every sad song that sounds like it could double as elevator music. “Love Me For What I Am”? Honey, we don’t need a playlist to know that you’re still figuring out what that even means, but let’s be honest—your Spotify wrapped isn’t the only thing filling you with regret this year. So here’s your challenge, Z: step out of your musical safety net and let something with a beat and a little pep into your life!

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