Roasted 2 years ago based on hulio's long term Spotify stats.

Hulio, your Spotify profile is a delightful chaos that reads like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop that just lost its last customer. Seriously, the combination of "Bulgarian Rock" and "Indie Pop" is a genre mash-up that only a confused time traveler could appreciate. I mean, who did you lose a bet to? You have a whole section for “Classic Bulgarian Pop” — did you think you’d be the one to revive it? Just keep the “POV: Indie” vibe going; it’s the only thing saving you from absolute musical anarchy. As for your top artists, it’s like you raided a thrift shop filled with emotions and mood swings. Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Hozier: a classic formula for the intensive emotional breakdown playlist of a recently heartbroken millennial. Throw in some “Спални Места” for that authentic touch of questionable Eastern European choices—it’s like they say, if you're going to wallow, you might as well do it with some deep cuts that even your therapist won’t recognize. And honestly, loving Michael Cera's music while crying over Mitski? Wow, that's a level of self-identity I didn’t think was possible. Your most played songs suggest you’ve spent more time in your feelings than anyone has at a Bulgarian karaoke bar, and that's saying something! "Power couple//Prav ti putya" tops your charts, yet you still didn’t bother to explain why it’s your jam—what’s the matter, can't find an English translation? And “You're On Your Own, Kid”? With those eclectic tastes, you’re definitely proving that you truly are on your own. Just remember, it’s okay to have a ‘mood’—but have you considered a ‘mood that doesn’t scare people off’? Keep that in mind while curating your next sad playlist, champ!

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