Roasted 2 years ago based on chiarascurata's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Chiarascurata, I see you’ve foregrounded your Spotify profile with genres that sound like a high schooler’s diary after a breakup. Seriously, seven variations of "metal" just to express your rebellious angst? Your playlist reads like a recipe for a funeral and, frankly, I’m worried about your mental health. The only time I’ve seen this many heavy genres clumped together was in a therapy group for people who love breaking things—maybe consider throwing in some pop to lighten the mood? Your top artists appear to be curated from a collection of band names that could double as horror movie titles. "Cattle Decapitation"? "Disfiguring The Goddess"? Gotta hand it to you; you have a real talent for finding bands with names that could easily cause unsuspecting parents to have a heart attack on the way to a PTA meeting. And "I Would Set Myself On Fire For You"? Honey, have you thought about just texting your ex instead? At least that would be a less shocking approach to drama. As for your most played tracks, they’re such a chaotic mix that even a blender would be embarrassed. I mean, what’s next? A collaboration between "Why Are Cops So Stinky" and "Işık Olsun"? Every time I see your listening history, I can't decide if I should recommend you a therapist or a good pair of earplugs. So keep on blasting those screams, my friend—just know that if you ever find yourself on a deserted island, the only thing you’ll attract with that playlist is crabs looking to escape the pain.

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