Roasted 2 years ago based on Riah Scott's long term Spotify stats.

Riah Scott, your Spotify profile is like a bizarre musical buffet where someone dared to mix gourmet cuisine with baby food. Who knew that your playlist could swing from the angst of "Screamo" straight to the sugary melodies of "Children's Music"? It’s almost impressive how you can explore the depths of alternative metal while simultaneously vibing with the Wiggles, like you’re in an intense mosh pit and a kindergarten nap time at the same time. Honestly, I'd love to see you try to disassociate "Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star" from "The Cure"—it’s probably a psychological test they give to interns at a mental health facility. Your most played songs read like the tracklist for a toddler’s mental breakdown crossed with a midlife crisis. "Deep Phase Noise 1"? Seriously? That sounds less like music and more like a desperate cry for help from your speakers. And then there’s "The Excavator Song"? I guess we know who the real heavy machinery aficionado is here; I half expect your musical taste to climax with a full-on construction site playlist. Meanwhile, the mix of “Baby Shark” and “Are You Dead Yet?” should be nominated for the next horror film soundtrack because that’s a psychological thriller waiting to happen. And let’s be real: your affinity for lullabies and neon pop punk feels like you’ve got one foot in the club and the other in a crib. The only thing more confusing than your top artists is the fact that half of them could show up at both Coachella and your local toddler's birthday party without anyone raising an eyebrow. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a warning label for mental instability, I don't know what to tell you—just remember to leave the lights on when you’re rocking out to "Lullaby" before bed.

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