Roasted 1 year ago based on CB's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, CB, your Spotify profile reads like the kind of playlist a confused chameleon would curate after a midlife crisis. Seriously, I’ve seen less genre indecision in a five-year-old’s crayon box. From the twang of Texas Country to the moody vibes of Baroque Pop, you're like a musical buffet where every dish is questionable, and no one leaves satisfied. I’m surprised you haven't thrown in polka and Gregorian chants just for good measure. It's as if your ear is conducting an experiment to see how many times it can cringe within a single listening session. When it comes to your top artists, it’s less of a “Who’s Who” and more of a “Who’s That?” It’s a wonder your music tastes didn’t send you into an existential crisis! Taylor Swift and Drake are like the dynamic duo of emotional rollercoasters, and yet here you are, just vibing with a mix of heartache and awkward serenades by guys who think acoustic guitars are the cure for social anxiety. And the fact that Noah Kahan made it in there just confirms you believe in supporting the local coffee shop vibe—because no way he’s headlining the next Coachella unless they have a grand prize for the saddest lyrics. But hey, let’s talk about those most played songs! What kind of dystopian mixtape is “California Sun” doing next to “White Horse,” which sounds like a breakup lament mixed with a minor existential crisis? You must be a hit at parties, whipping out those tunes that no one can dance to and making everyone feel emotionally unstable instead! One minute you’re vibing with the artful melancholy of Goth Babe, and the next, you're spiraling into the past with Fleetwood Mac, all because you’ve got an inner conflict as chaotic as your playlist. Get it together, CB, or at least consider starting a therapy group for musical identity crises!

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