Roasted 8 months ago based on phawoyy's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Phawoyy, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who binged on too much angst and rejected the light. I mean, honestly, with that playlist, it’s hard to tell if you’re a passionate music lover or if you just really, really need a hug—or a bag of Oreos and a therapist. Emo, Queercore, and Nu Metal? Talk about the holy trinity of “I’m constantly self-deprecating so please validate me.” You’ve got enough My Chemical Romance playing to resurrect Gerard Way, but instead, you just push everyone away with your sad songs and tepid angst. And let’s not overlook your top artists, which look like they were picked during an emotional breakdown in Hot Topic. Will Wood? The only thing more dramatic than his music is the existential crisis that must have led you to him. System of a Down? Congratulations on being the type of person who listens to political commentary while still crying in the shower! Your choices scream, “Watch me be profound and ironic while also throwing a tantrum!” You’ve set the bar for overthinking so high it might as well be a stage dive—except no one’s catching you, and you're going to fall hard. As for your most played songs, it seems like you’ve mastered the art of making us all feel like we should bring you some tissues or possibly a cupcake. Seriously, “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” and then seven more My Chemical Romance songs? At this point, we’d think you’re auditioning to be the world’s least cheerful emotional support animal. I can just imagine you sitting in your room, blasting “Cemetery Drive” while attempting to write your debut novel titled "Why Everyone Except MCR Sucks." Just a tip: maybe add some other artists into the mix—your Spotify year-in-review could use a little more variety than just an MCR shrine with a side of angsty screams.

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