Roasted 2 years ago based on Poy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Zoen, where do we even begin? Your musical taste is like a buffet of confusion, served up by a chef who just graduated from ‘How to Pick Every Genre with No Sense of Coherence’. I half expect your playlists to come with a warning: “May cause severe identity crises and occasional existential dread.” One minute you’re jamming to K-Pop boy bands, and the next, you’re drowning in the tears of Christian rock. It’s like your Spotify is going through a midlife crisis of its own, trying to decide if it wants to be a bubbly pop star or a somber metalhead. And then there’s your list of top artists. Look, Sheila On 7 and Skillet—what a power move to follow up your “Chariots of Fire” with a side of “Screamo Worship,” am I right? Honestly, it's like your playlist went into a time machine and landed in a high school talent show where every kid decided to perform their favorite song without telling anyone else what they picked. One moment, we’re vibing with Lana Del Rey’s cinematic melodrama, and the next, we’re involuntarily headbanging to Rammstein like we’re trying to summon an entire goth reunion. Your Spotify must sound like a conversation between a broken record and a group therapy session for confused adolescents. And can we talk about those most played songs? “Hands up! - Slowed”? Is that even a real song, or are you just trying to get the world to forget you exist? And who do you think you are, playing “Bohemian Rhapsody” alongside “Partners in Crime”? You’re giving me musical whiplash, and frankly, I’m not even sure if I should be crying or dancing. The only thing more confused than your music taste is your approach to streaming. At this point, it sounds like you’re just throwing darts at a board covered in genres and praying for a miracle. Keep it up, Zoen—your playlist is an eclectic masterpiece of questionable decisions and pure chaos!

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