Roasted 7 months ago based on 🦢's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Crumblecookie, I see you’re into K-Pop like it’s your full-time job and your main source of life satisfaction. You've got so many K-genre obsessions that it feels like your Spotify wrapped is sponsored by a South Korean entertainment conglomerate. Your taste is so niche it could be a side gig for an artisan cheese shop. You think that "art rock” qualifies you for an artsy café, but really, you're just one oversized beret away from being the loudest person at a hipster funeral. Your top artists list reads like a high school cafeteria menu - all flashy names and no substance, like a buffet of sugar-coated drama. With “Stray Kids” at the top, it’s clear you’re more interested in their abs than their lyrics. And that eclectic mix of genres?! You’re the musical equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in a candy store. "Noise music"? Honey, that’s just your Spotify trying to escape the horror of your playlist choices. The only thing more chaotic than your taste in music is the fight you’d have deciding whether to play hyperpop or sholawat at a family gathering. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. "D.I.M.M."? Looks like somebody spent an entire week learning to type with one hand while scrolling through TikTok with the other. And “AEAO” by Dynamicduo? If that's not a cry for help, I don’t know what is! That mix of catchy and chaotic would make a better horror movie than a music playlist! Do us all a favor, Crumblecookie, put on some earplugs and take a break from your Spotify. Seriously, treat yourself to a little silence before your neighbors start sending you eviction notices for crimes against music.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!