Roasted 2 years ago based on simonaa's long term Spotify stats.

Simonaa, your Spotify profile reads like the festival lineup for a midlife crisis in a teen’s bedroom. Pop, K-Pop, and Dance Pop — are you curating a playlist for the world's most confused DJ? Seriously, with favorites that range from Lithuanian Pop to Rap, it's as if you can’t decide if you want to dance or ponder the meaning of life while weeping softly. And think about this: there’s more diversity in your top artists than in a sitcom cast — just how much multi-genre delusion can one person take? Your most played songs tell a different story. “Chk Chk Boom” by Stray Kids? Definitely a jam, but are you alright, Simonaa? I can't tell if you're trying to vibe or if you've accidentally walked into a karaoke bar where everyone forgot the lyrics. Then there’s Elley Duhé's “MONEY ON THE DASH - SPED UP,” which is fun and all until we remember that speeding literally does not apply to your musical choices – the only competition you’re in is ‘who can embarrass themselves more at the next party.’ Lastly, let’s address that top artist list. You’ve got Stray Kids AND BTS, so are you trying to assemble an army or just hoping one of them calls your number? Mix that in with trend-chasing Taylor Swift and the emo lyrics of Twenty One Pilots, and your profile screams, “I can’t decide if I’m a cheerful teen or a deep existentialist.” But hey, there’s a silver lining: keep this up, and you’re bound to have a future in creating soundtracks for awkward in-between moments in cinema. Bravo!

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