Roasted 7 months ago based on Umair's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Umair, let’s break down your Spotify profile like a bad habit! Your music taste is basically a buffet of confusion where the Indian Indie genre is your main course, and Desi Pop is your dessert, but instead of feeling satisfied, we’re just left with a massive case of indigestion. Seriously, mixing ‘Sholawat’ and ‘Neo-Psychedelic’ is like pouring ketchup on a gourmet dish—it's audacious, but we’re just not sure if we should admire your guts or question your sanity. Now, your top artists! Taylor Swift? More like "I couldn't choose a side in the One Direction breakup, so here we are." Tame Impala and Joji make sense in the same playlist? You probably think that every sad song is an existential crisis waiting to happen. And who thought "Harris J" could compete with Drake? That’s like trying to challenge LeBron to a game of tiddlywinks. Let’s be honest, your Spotify is one confused playlist away from becoming a mad scientist’s experiment gone wrong. And your most played songs! "Mojza" by "Dulhay Mian"? Sounds like you hit shuffle and then fell asleep with your finger on the Indian Indie button. I mean, does "Choo Lo" by The Local Train play on a loop whenever you get in the car, or is that just the default for your way of looking like the life of the party while being the person who sits alone in the corner? Your music taste is so eclectic it makes a thrift store look like an expensive boutique. But keep rocking that Desi Indie façade; it takes a special kind of bravery to curate a playlist that no one else wants to listen to!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!