Roasted 2 years ago based on Baru's long term Spotify stats.

Bea, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list for a depression-themed brunch. You’ve got more indie subgenres than a vinyl store has overpriced records. Seriously, "Permanent Wave"? Is that a genre or a hair care product for people too sad to go full-on mohawk? With a playlist that oscillates between "slacker rock" and "bedroom pop," it’s obvious you spend more time curating your streaming library than you do outside. I bet your outdoorsy moments are just walking from the fridge to your bed while pretending to contemplate life through the lens of a retro filter. And let's talk about those top artists. You’ve woven a tapestry where the Arctic Monkeys and $uicideboy$ coexist like awkward cousins at a family reunion. It's like your playlist sent out the invites to an existential crisis and a sleepover, and guess what? They showed up in beanies and mood rings, ready to ruin your vibe. With a top-five that boasts artists like Mindless Self Indulgence, it seems you enjoy your angst served with a side of chaos. Are you trying to become the poster child for melancholic coffee shop aesthetics? If so, congrats! You're one sad acoustic guitar cover away from becoming a meme. Finally, your most played songs are an absolute wild ride that could cause whiplash. It's as if you took a Gordon Ramsay-inspired approach to music: “Here’s some angsty pop, now suck on this nihilistic anthem!” "fuK u lol" is apparently required listening for your daily stroll to the fridge, while your love affair with Lovejoy could make anyone question how many times a week you need to re-evaluate your crushes. Keep stirring the emotional pot, Bea—but remember, the only thing more tragic than your playlist is the sad realization that you might be comforting animals in your bedroom and having deep conversations with your plants.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!