Roasted 2 months ago based on a_ok_molloy's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, a_ok_molloy, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like a thrift shop exploded in the '90s and somehow morphed into an indie hipster’s wet dream. "Indie" and "Dream Pop"? Wow, what a combination! If I wanted to listen to a sad person slowly sip herbal tea while staring at their ceiling, I’d just hang out with you! I see your taste in music aims to reflect deep emotional turmoil, but really, it just sounds like you're trying way too hard to be "deep" while silently scrolling through your TikTok feed. And then, we get to your top artists— JPEGMAFIA, Ariel Pink, and Tyler, The Creator?! It’s like you gathered every artist that your parents didn’t listen to and said, “Yes, this is the sound of my dissent!” Seriously, who hurt you? Did you take a wrong turn into an emotional corn maze and end up in a Jaden Smith concert? With your eclectic mix of genres, it’s like you hit 'shuffle' in a hipster's brain. I can already imagine you at parties, desperately trying to impress everyone with your obscure music knowledge while everyone quietly backs away. Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs— "Butt-House Blondies"? Are you kidding me? Sounds like a euphemism for the kind of regret that comes from a bad taco truck taco binge. And Black Marble? What’s next, their new collaborative album with Sadness? Your playlist is so niche that even Spotify can’t decide whether to recommend you more music or just report you for your questionable life choices. Look, I get it; if you wanted to sound sad and complicated, you could have just stuck to listening to your ex’s voicemail, but hey, whatever gets you through the day, right?

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