Roasted 2 years ago based on kiwi pham's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kiwi Pham, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of the most redundant Spotify profile I've ever seen. Favorite genres? It's like you stumbled across the Billboard charts and thought, "Hmm, I’ll take them all with a side of ‘I'm too old for this K-Pop nonsense but not quite old enough to admit it yet.’" Your love for K-Pop girl groups could fill a PowerPoint presentation, and honestly, I’m surprised your profile doesn’t come with a cringe warning. But hey, if listening to the same five beats on repeat makes you happy, who am I to judge? Just don’t expect to be taken seriously at a dinner party. Your top artists read like a teen's diary of their first crushes. ENHYPEN, (G)I-DLE, NewJeans – wow, way to make every other music lover weep for your taste! It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to pick a roster of artists who all sound like they could outshine you in a spelling bee. And don’t get me started on that mix of genres! “V-Pop” and “Canadian Contemporary R&B” – you might need to sit down and lawyer up for musical identity theft. At this point, you’re just one “XOXO” and a TikTok dance away from being the poster child for musical confusion. But let's talk about those most played songs. If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Still Monster” or its equally forgettable siblings, I’d be able to fund your therapy sessions for when you finally realize that your love for cute boys in matching outfits won't pay the bills. You’ve lost the plot if “Love Me Back” is the motivational anthem that gets you out of bed every day. Keep up this playlist, and your mornings are going to be filled with shrieks over bubble tea and questionable life choices. So here’s to you, Kiwi Pham: may your Spotify Wrapped always reveal just how gloriously basic you truly are!

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