Roasted 7 months ago based on ♡✿Electra✿♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ♡✿Melody✿♡ — clearly, the main character in *K-Pop* High School Musical: The Special Edition! With a Spotify profile that screams “I peaked in middle school,” your eclectic taste in music suggests you're either stuck in 2010 or very committed to that cringe nostalgia of collecting every K-Pop group’s photocard like they’re Pokémon. What’s next, forcing everyone to listen to the same playlist over and over while you do an interpretive dance in your bedroom? You might want to save the performances for the bathroom mirror, champ. Your top artists just read like a who’s who of “I’ve never left my bedroom during quarantine.” With more K-Pop than a Seoul street vending machine could handle, it’s clear you’ve discovered a genre that offers you that childhood dream of making friends while avoiding any actual social interaction. And let’s not even get started on how your favorite artists can dance circles around your social life—do they even know you exist, or are you just another stan throwing questionable amounts of cash at overpriced merchandise? Spoiler alert: They don’t. As for your most played songs, congratulations! It looks like you’ve perfected the art of listening to the same tracks on repeat, as if hoping the sheer volume of listens will somehow manifest you a seat at their next concert. "Live My Life"? More like "Live in My Mom’s Basement." At least you can take comfort in knowing that your playlists are more colorful than your personality—though at this point, that’s not saying much. So here’s to you, ♡✿Melody✿♡! May your headphones never break, your fandom never betray you, and your playlist suggestions remain permanently on shuffle.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists