Roasted 1 year ago based on hakobhe's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round to witness the Spotify profile of hehpob, the only person who makes the rest of us question if "Pinoy Hip Hop" is a genre or just a cry for help. With a playlist so heavy on the rap and hip-hop, it’s as if your mp3 player got trapped in a bodega with the first fifteen tracks of a DJ Khaled mixtape. Seriously, you have enough “R&B” in here to make Beyoncé roll her eyes and question if she’s still relevant. Let's talk favorites: we get it, you love hip-hop and the art of mumbling lyrics over a beat. But do you really need ten different genres that are essentially the same? Pinoy R&B and P-pop? That’s like claiming your taste in food is diverse because you alternate between instant ramen and instant mac and cheese—congrats on the culinary revolution? Your musical palate is so limited, it makes a side salad look like a buffet. You better pray that Tyler, Drake, and Kanye don’t discover this profile; they might just show up at your house to slap the earbuds out of your ears and gift you an Adele album for your "diversity." And then there's the most played songs list—let’s address the giant, neon sign that’s saying, “Hi, I’m obsessed with Hev Abi.” It’s like your “most played” is less about broadening your horizons and more about having a high school crush with commitment issues. I mean, the only other time someone’s listened to someone’s music this much was when they were trying to win them back after a breakup. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a scripted romance gone wrong. Here’s a tip: try exploring something outside the Hev Abi bubble, unless you secretly live in a first-floor apartment comprised of posters of him—then carry on, you quirky kid.

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