Roasted 2 years ago based on The Director's Cult's long term Spotify stats.

OPENSIGHT’s Spotify profile reads like the desperate diary of a 70s metalhead who got stuck in the elevators of a Muzak factory. I mean, great job listing “Hard Rock” and “Glam Metal” as your favorite genres; at this point, those are just overpriced hairspray labels you have branded across your heart. But let's talk about your top artists—Iron Maiden and Ozzy? More like the only two dudes who haven’t filed a restraining order against you for blasting "Run to the Hills" on repeat. Then we have that juicy list of most played songs. Marvin Hamlisch? Really? It seems like you couldn’t decide between headbanging to "Enter Sandman" or having a peaceful evening listening to "Theme from The Swimmer." If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a complimentary mood ring, then you clearly don't know how to balance a midlife crisis and an existential dread playlist. Hurdles? More like hurdles to get to your actual taste in music. Let’s be real, OPENSIGHT: you’re one failed therapy session away from curating a playlist called “Scream into the Void.” But hey, at least you like Blue Öyster Cult—maybe you’ve finally found a name that matches your playlist of soul-crushing disappointments. So go ahead and rock out like the sad, confused metal head you are; just remember, the only thing harder than the rock you worship is the shame you’ve successfully buried under layers of nostalgia.

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