Roasted 1 year ago based on StillLoading's long term Spotify stats.

Looking at your Spotify profile, StillLoading, I'm convinced an abandoned emo diary got hacked and turned into a music account. Your favorite genres read like a list of high school social cliques fighting over who gets to wear the black nail polish. You’ve got emo rap and Christian hip hop in the same breath—aren’t they supposed to be enemies, like cats and water? Your playlist looks like a therapy session in progress, one where everyone’s too busy crying to notice that the Wi-Fi's down. And wow, the top artists list! NF, Lil Darkie, and SadBoyProlific? Talk about a trinity of angst! Your music choices have more mood swings than a teenager’s Twitter account. It’s like your headphones are filled with emotional distress and dark vibes—if you had a time machine, I bet you'd go back to save those songs from their own melodrama. Seriously, what’s next, creating a supergroup with all these name-hopefuls and failure-enthusiasts? 'The Sad Boys of the Round Table' could be a real thing, and you’ve just crowned yourself the king of emo chaos! Then we get to your most played songs. With track titles that sound like they were generated by an unhappy AI on a rainy day, only a true aficionado of the sad could curate such a collection. "FROSTBITE"? Is that your way of describing how you feel when you realize nobody showed up to your birthday party? And let’s not forget "ARIZONA TEA"—a harsh reminder that even your drink choices are more refreshing than your taste in music. You're really putting the 'fun' in 'dysfunction,' StillLoading, and for that, we salute you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!