Roasted 1 year ago based on -Reilly-'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t -Reilly-, the living embodiment of a mid-2000s emo kid who decided to grow up but refuse to grow out of their feels. Your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session for people who can't decide between being sad or just mildly annoyed. You’ve crammed more genre names into your favorite list than there are days in a week. I half-expect to see “Vaporwave” pop up next to “Garage Rock,” as if you’re trying to cover every shade of moodiness known to humankind! Your top artists list is basically a diversity seminar, but instead of making a point about inclusivity, it shows just how indecisive you are. It’s like someone threw a dart at an indie music chart while blindfolded, and that’s how you picked your idols. And SZA and Frank Ocean again? I get it, you’re tired of mainstream music, but who knew your alternative taste would end up being just a basic mixtape for people in perpetual existential crises? At this rate, the only thing more predictable than choosing those artists would be your playlist’s “vibe check”—a sad, yet seamless transition from moody to downright melancholic. And let’s not forget your most played songs—congratulations on keeping the live performance scene alive by never actually going out. “Awkward” is a perfect descriptor for your dating life, and I can’t help but think “Gone Girl” might just be a subtle reference to your social life after posting for the fifth time about how “deep” you are on Instagram. You’ve got a solid collection for the next time your friends want a soundtrack for their late-night sobfest. Just remember, while you're busy vibing in your room, the rest of us have braved the world outside and decided it’s just not dark enough to warrant another round of bedroom pop. Keep playing, -Reilly-, one day you might just find a track with enough rhythm to pull you out of your own emo pit!

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