Roasted 2 years ago based on Osifietu's long term Spotify stats.

Osifietu, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary in a desperate attempt to appear edgy. With 10 sub-genres of rap, it's like you threw a dart at a board of musical categories and decided, “Yeah, let’s just embrace all of them!” So much for having a distinctive taste—I've seen more personality in a bag of plain potato chips. Thank goodness your favorite genre isn't “Music Played at a Funeral,” because then I’d worry your vibe would be just right for it. Your top artists are a real lineup, huh? Bladee? Cruel Santino? What’s next, you’re starting a "Most Niche Artists" fan club? I'm genuinely impressed; you somehow managed to curate a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack to trying to find yourself in a thrift store. And Drake, huh? A comforting choice among all that chaos—like the warm blanket at the end of a cold, confusing evening. Good to know you’ve got that one mainstream friend who doesn’t talk about themself 24/7. Let’s talk about those ‘most played’ tracks. U Don't Want Love? Sounds like your anthem for avoiding any kind of social interaction. And “i was only temporary”? I’m pretty sure that’ll be the title of the self-help book you’ll write while crying in your car. I love the confidence in “SOLO STEPPIN CRETE BOY,” which is basically your life motto now. So take a bow, Osifietu! You're living proof that if you throw enough trendy words together, someone will eventually hit “play.”

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