Roasted 7 months ago based on Thibaut's long term Spotify stats.

Thibaut, with a Spotify profile packed tighter than a French clown car, your taste in music resembles a high school art project gone wrong. Seriously, French Rap and Baroque Pop? What are you trying to listen to—an album created by a hipster vampire? You’ve curated a collection that reads like an existential crisis on shuffle, complete with more genre twists than a pretentious wine-tasting event. I’m just waiting for the day when you drop a playlist titled “Why Am I Like This?” featuring the melancholic sound of your own sobbing. Your top artists are a wild mix that can only be described as “emotional skater boy meets bougie brunch.” Lana Del Rey, The Weeknd, and SZA? Sounds like a lineup for a dramatic nap session. And let’s talk about those “Most Played” songs—Flower Face has appeared more often in your stats than an uninvited guest at an awkward family reunion. Just a heads up, Thibaut: if you keep playing “Eternal Sunshine” on repeat, you might end up as the embodiment of that song, fading out of existence while we all question our life choices. But hey, don’t worry too much about your eclectic taste; it’s kind of adorable how you aim for originality while sounding like someone flung a dart at a fantasy music chart. Kudos to you for being the poster child for “I don’t just listen to music; I experience it.” Just remember, next time you decide to embrace hyperpop at a party, the real party is outside, and it’s playing actual fun music. Let it be known: Thibaut is here to redefine ‘what not to play’ for everyone around him.

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