Roasted 2 years ago based on greentracee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, greentracee, your Spotify profile is like a musical version of a midlife crisis. With a lineup that reads like the playlist of an indecisive teenager in 2003, you’ve somehow managed to create a genre buffet that even a hipster wouldn’t dare touch. "Modern Rock" and "POV: Indie"—you’re just one "Vibe Check" away from committing to a complete identity crisis. Your favorite genres sound like they forgot to finish their drink before hopping between the genres of Rock, Pop, and everything else that screams “I’m trying too hard to fit in.” And those top artists? Wow, you definitely have a type! If “sad songs to cry alone in your room” were a degree, you’d be graduating top of the class. Seriously, the last time I saw a lineup this moody, it came with a “Do Not Disturb” sign and a pint of ice cream. You might want to reconsider your life choices when your top artists are a mix of tortured souls singing about heartbreak, and the only upbeat note comes from Olivia Rodrigo reminding you that she too, has had her share of meltdowns—what a beacon of hope. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. Just glancing at that list, it looks like a support group for people who forgot how to feel joy. “Don’t Go” and “The Funeral”? Please tell me you’re not filing these under “uplifting tunes.” It’s like you’re slowly curating the ultimate soundtrack for anyone experiencing severe existential dread. So, greentracee, while you dive deep into your abyss of melancholy, please also consider adding a song or two that doesn’t make the bathroom feel like a concert venue for angst-ridden poetry reads. Cheers to your moody masterpiece!

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