Roasted 2 years ago based on kait's long term Spotify stats.

Kait, your Spotify profile reads like the manifesto of a tortured soul who just can’t decide if they want to cry their eyes out or mosh into oblivion. Seriously, your music taste is like a mixtape made by someone who writes poetry in a dimly lit basement while nursing a PBR. Alternative metal mixed with “Zoomergaze”? Is that a new genre or just code for “I’m trying to impress my ex from last summer”? Your playlist is a Gashometer of feels; it’s like you’re competing with every teen movie soundtrack ever made to find out who can wallow in angst the hardest. And let’s talk about those top artists. Title Fight must be so proud to know they make up half of your “most played” list. The only title you’re fighting for is Who Can Complain About Life More Whiny. With a mix of Frank Ocean’s smooth vibes and the chaotic screamo from Deftones, it’s a miracle your mood swings haven’t leveled a small town. Blink-182 is the most well-adjusted choice on your list, which ironically makes you more of an emo kid than those who still wear band tees from 2003. Your top songs sound like a therapy session gone terribly wrong. “Crescent-Shaped Depression”? Sounds like your own personal brand of existential pizza. Meanwhile, “Self Control” by Frank Ocean should probably be your mantra because with the way you curate your playlists, it’s clear you’re in serious denial about the power of pick-me-ups. But hey, keep keeping it real and we’ll keep laughing—because at the end of the day, your music taste could only be outdone by the genuine mood swings of an avocado toast-loving influencer trying to find deep meaning in their TikTok fame!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!