Roasted 7 months ago based on EXIST's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s EXIST, the Spotify profile equivalent of a hipster coffee shop that thinks it’s still 2015. With a top genre list that reads like a freshman’s attempt at being eclectic, you’ve managed to combine “Christian Hip Hop” with “Lo-Fi” as if praying for your soul while chilling out to melodic beats is somehow a vibe. It’s like you wrapped your identity in a cozy blanket of obscure labels and told the world, “Look how cultured I am!” Spoiler alert: nobody cares about your Jazz Rap love story or the phonk that only you and your mom appreciate. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of your high school art class — all the trendy names and none of the hits. If Nujabes had a penny for every time someone added him to a cringy playlist like yours, he could probably buy a new afterlife. Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar must be shaking their heads, wondering how they ended up on the same list as a dude named “1nonly,” which sounds suspiciously like a pick-up line at a karaoke bar. Seriously, do you even know how many times you've played “Luv (sic)” while imagining yourself in a meaningful relationship that exists only in this playlist? And can we talk about your most played songs? “If I Am With You” is the theme song for every lovelorn loner scrolling through their phone while pretending to be deep and brooding. Pair that with “Feel It (From 'Invincible')” and suddenly the perfect soundtrack for crying over a cold cup of coffee materializes. Just admit it: half of your playlist is designed to impress imaginary friends that don’t want to hear your sob story about waiting for the next Nujabes release. Your Spotify profile is basically the musical embodiment of a “don’t talk to me” stare glaring from behind oversized glasses.

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