Roasted 8 months ago based on SELİM's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, SELİM, the undisputed champion of sonic chaos! Your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a middle schooler who just discovered YouTube and thinks “Hidra” is the poetic genius of our time. Seriously, “Turkish Hip Hop” and “Drill” as your top genres? What a selection! It’s like you took a poll of the least nuanced music and decided, “Sure, I’ll take them all!” I half-expect you to have “Mediocre Elevator Jingles” and “Sounds of Winter” as your next favorite tracks. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Seven out of ten of them seem to have “Hidra” in the title or artist name. Are you trying to make us all believe you discovered him first, or are you just affectionately stalking him through music? The sheer dedication you have to become the ultimate “Hidra” historian is impressive, if not mildly concerning. Not to mention the tracks—each one sounds like it was pulled from the musical debris of a warehouse party gone wrong. “All Black”? More like “All Basic” if we’re being real here, my friend. Your artist list reads like a Tinder profile for people who only swipe right on anything with consonants in the name. I mean, “Arabic Pop” and “German Hip Hop”? SELİM, you’re like a global buffet, but instead of delicious variety, all you serve is confusion with a side of identity crisis. I can almost smell the existential angst mixed with stale pizza rolls. Keep this up, and you might just have your own Spotify-esque "The Worst of SELİM" album coming out—just remember to leave out your top tracks, unless you want to turn your followers into seasoned escape artists!

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