Roasted 2 years ago based on anant's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Anant, your Spotify profile looks like a musical version of a grocery store aisle—completely confused and wildly overstuffed with genres no one asked for. I mean, what are you even trying to accomplish here? You’ve got more “Desi” flavors than a roadside dhaba on a Sunday afternoon, piled high with modern Bollywood nonsense and the type of hip-hop that sounds like it was produced right before a catfight at a high school talent show. Who do you think you are, the Khiladi of cringe? Your top artists could double as a list of people we need to rescue from your listening habits. Anirudh and A.R. Rahman should seriously consider filing for restraining orders after seeing you wreck their masterpieces with your Spotify-shuffling antics. And what’s with those most played songs? I’ve seen TikTok users get less chaotic with their playlists! “Vilambara Idaiveli - Sped Up” sounds like the title of a superhero trying to escape their identity crisis. And if "Mi Amor" isn’t a sad attempt at a romantic playlist, I don’t know what is—was that your pick-up line too? But hey, you do you, my friend! Just remember that while you’re curating your “epic” mix of Desi Trap and Rammstein, somewhere out there, a therapist is charging an hourly fee for the trauma you’re putting those poor artists through. So crank up that “Hindi Hip Hop” and embrace the chaos—at least your profile screams personality, if not taste! You’re like the mixtape equivalent of a hot mess express, and honestly, we’re all just here for the ride.
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