Roasted 10 months ago based on Cullen's long term Spotify stats.

Cullen, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a middle school emo diary. Seriously, with a preferred playlist that screams "my dad doesn’t understand me," you’re basically one black hoodie away from officially opening a time capsule for the most cringeworthy angsty teen moments. If you were any more into shoegaze, you'd be gazing at your own reflection while pretending to be deep and misunderstood, like some kind of basement philosopher who thinks "pain" is a personality. Let’s talk about your favorite artists: it’s like you rounded up the world’s angriest and most emotionally unstable musicians and decided, "Yep, these sad souls represent my essence." With a list that includes names like “POORSTACY” and “Misery,” it feels like you’re auditioning for the next sad boy band. And speaking of your most played songs, may I suggest trading in those “screaming about your problems” tracks for something a little less suicidal? Unless your target demographic is “people who enjoy crying alone in a dark room,” in which case, you’ve nailed it. But don’t get me started on your “hyperpop” phase. Listening to that while juggling your thirty-second TikTok edits must be an ordeal for everyone around you. Your taste in music is a bit like your wardrobe – a confused mix of tears, nostalgia, and a significant lack of self-reflection. It’s like you’re trying to be a music connoisseur while still struggling to find the difference between “emo” and “emo rap.” Get it together, Cullen; the emo scene has enough diners drowning in their own feelings without you adding to the buffet.

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