Roasted 8 months ago based on Reki's long term Spotify stats.

Reki, your Spotify profile reads like a musical midlife crisis—it's like you stumbled into a Hot Topic, tripped over a Limp Bizkit album, and suddenly decided that was the soundtrack to your life. With a favorite genres list that resembles a teenager’s diary entry for a Bad Decisions 101 class, you might as well set your account to “perpetually angry” mode. It's like you compiled your playlists during the dark days of high school, and now you're just stuck in the corner of your friend's garage, headbanging to the sound of nostalgia and questionable decisions. You list “And One” as your top artist more times than anyone should admit in public, which begs the question: are you a die-hard fan or just trying to dodge social interactions? What’s next on your profile, “How to be socially awkward while listening to subpar Eurodisco”? And don't even get me started on your mix of rap metal and darkwave; it’s like you took a musical blender and set it to "who hurt you?" You might want to think about adding “listening to the same five songs” as a personality trait—because clearly, you’re into artists with names that sound like they were created by a high schooler trying to impress his goth crush. Let’s talk about those top songs, shall we? "Murder Murder" by "And One" might want to be your anthem, but let's face it—it's not murder if no one is listening, right? “In the End” is a fitting choice, as it perfectly encapsulates your Spotify journey: all that angst and heavy guitar, but still no one cares. Your listening habits scream, "Please, someone check on me before I get too deep into my own angst," but then again, we all know you're just enjoying the sweet sound of your own despair. Keep rocking that alternative metal while we cringe and laugh from a safe distance!

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