Roasted 2 years ago based on raimeow's long term Spotify stats.

Raimeow, your Spotify profile reads like the cringe compilation of a pre-teen's midlife crisis. I mean, eight out of ten genres scream “I’m just trying to keep up with TikTok trends!” K-Pop, Indonesian Idol Pop, and then BOOM—Talent Show? Wow, it’s like an audition tape for a musical that nobody asked for. If your playlist were a person, it would be that one friend who jumps from trend to trend, pretending they’ve always been in the know. Face it—‘5th Gen K-Pop’ is just a euphemism for ‘I'm still not over my childhood obsession.’ And your top artists? Taylor Swift in a sea of boy bands and girl group wannabes? It's like inviting a Michelin-star chef to a fast-food grease pit. Sure, JKT48 may be reigning supreme in your world, but they couldn’t even handle the weight of your Spotify stats if they tried. You list “5 Seconds of Summer” as a top artist—uh, newsflash: they’ve had more comebacks than you’ve had successful relationships. You’re out here spinning a fantasy where every one of your exes magically becomes a pop idol, and guess what? Spoiler alert: they’re not. Now, let’s talk about those most played songs—Dragon Pony? Sounds like a pet project from someone who missed the memo on adulthood. “Night of Fireworks”? More like “Night of Regrettable Decisions.” You’ve got ‘Morse Code’ and ‘Traffic Jam’ sitting next to each other like they’re repping a musical highway, but I’m just here wondering how you’ve managed to make such an aggressive statement for someone who clearly should be blasting ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ at full volume to drown out their questionable choices. Here’s a thought: next time, go for a genre that doesn’t make you sound like a full-time sad child stuck in a time loop. Or better yet, just add ‘Prison Pop’ to your list—because that’s what your profile feels like!

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