Roasted 7 months ago based on rrriiiidhaaaannnnn's long term Spotify stats.
Hey rrriiiidhaaaannnnn, your Spotify profile looks like the rejected playlist of someone who can’t decide if they're going to a rave or a sad emo concert in a rice paddy. Can you even hear the bass over all this confusion? You’ve got more genre identity crises than a teenager in a Hot Topic on a Saturday. Bass House to Dangdut? It’s like mixing wine and soy sauce – either you're going to discover a new delicacy or just ruin your night and your taste buds. Your top artists read like a bizarre international field trip gone wrong. Skrillex? Great. Then it briefly descends into "Indonesian Hip Hop" and "G-House," which sounds like what happens when poor grammar gets its own subculture. It's impressive, really, to see “Bring Me The Horizon” sitting comfortably beside artists like “Papa Khan.” One’s screaming existential dread and the other is whispering sweet nothings in a language I can’t even pretend to understand. It's an auditory junkyard and I can’t decide whether to call an ambulance or just plug my ears and cry. And good lord, “Asal Kamu Bahagia” and “candu” might as well be the same song if only for what that level of repetition must say about your dating life. Every time I see your most-played list, I start to think you should change your name to “rrriiiidthedoor” because frankly, these tracks are trying to kick you out of coolness. You’re right on the edge of becoming the musical equivalent of the person who brings store-bought brownies to a potluck, fully believing they’re the life of the party. So, let’s just say it: delete some of these tracks and start over, or Spotify is going to report you for emotional distress!
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