Roasted 1 year ago based on jess's long term Spotify stats.

Jess, your Spotify profile is like a taco truck at a vegan festival—confusing and a little sad. You’ve got “Música Mexicana” and “Post-Hardcore” side by side like a bad couple’s therapy session. I mean, are you trying to cry into a bowl of guacamole with “Sad Sierreño,” or are you ready to throw elbows in a mosh pit? Who knew that your life’s soundtrack was a musical fusion of heartbreak and high kicks? Your playlist is a culinary disaster that somehow still makes you hungry for more! Your top artists read like a high school dance lineup that lost all sense of genre. Maybe this is your way of proving you can love both Peso Pluma and Bring Me The Horizon? It's like putting pineapple on a pizza—sure, it's a bold choice, but most people just think you’re trying too hard to be unique. And don't get me started on your most played songs; it’s a chaotic blend that feels like a time traveler who brought their favorite music from every cringe moment in popular culture. At this rate, your Spotify could use its own support group for genre identity issues. Honestly, Jess, your profile is less “Let me vibe with my passions” and more “Help, I have an identity crisis and my Spotify is the result.” If music is your therapy, you might need to see a real therapist after this mix. But hey, keep doing you! In the grand scheme of life, we all need at least one friend whose choices keep us feeling superior. Just remember, it’s never too late to stick to one genre and slowly let the rest of your musical personality fade away like that one emo phase we all wish we could forget!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!