Roasted 1 year ago based on Feli Velasco's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Feli Velasco, your Spotify profile reads like a "How to Move Back to Your Mom's Basement" guide. With more trap than a rat infestation, it’s a wonder you haven’t been sponsored by a mediator for bad decisions. Argentine Trap? Seriously? Is that because mainstream pop was just too mainstream for you? You’ve got more reggaeton than a taco truck at a Latin festival, and somehow I feel like your playlists could be a soundtrack to an emotionally unstable 12-year-old’s diary entries. Your taste in top artists shocks me more than an unexpected plot twist in a soap opera. Duki and Bad Bunny: the two kings of the "I’m Not Actually Crying" club. I get it, you wanted to look edgy and underground, but with those artists, you might as well be wearing a beanie in the middle of a heatwave while sipping on artisanal avocado water. And what's up with having “It’s Gonna Be Me” by *NSYNC as one of your top played songs? Was that your emotional outlet as you battled through a breakup with a pair of Airpods stuck in your oversized hoodie? Now let’s talk about your most played songs. With "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" and that *NSYNC throwback, I feel like this could easily be the soundtrack of your teen angst and existential crisis rolled into one gloriously cringeworthy mess. Honestly, the next time you hit shuffle, I half-expect an awkward dance break involving inflatable flamingos and a solo performance of "Te Amo." Your playlists scream "I’m trying to be cool but my hobbies include re-watching Disney movies and binge-eating chips." So cheers to Feli Velasco—your Spotify profile might just be the biggest red flag of them all!

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