Roasted 6 months ago based on Jiatsu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Jiatsu, your Spotify profile reads like a travel guide for someone who wants to party in a very specific corner of Paris and then get lost in a German forest. Seriously, with a lineup like “French R&B” and “Drill” mixed in with a dash of “German Hip Hop,” it’s like you accidentally set your music taste on ‘international airport lounge.’ I can practically hear the bewildered announcements for lost luggage playing alongside your playlists. No wonder it's hard for you to keep up with trends; you’re too busy crafting the world’s most confusing musical passport. Your top artists are about as diverse as a toddler's crayon box, and about as artistically refined. I mean, who needs a coherent sound when you've got Naps and Vink on speed dial? You must really love the taste of confusion because your favorites read like a random Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Honestly, the only thing more mismatched than your music is the outfit you wore on your last night out—an unholy alliance of graphic tees and dad sneakers. If “whiplash” had a soundtrack, it would definitely feature “Collatéral” and some German Hip Hop at the same time just for good measure. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Outer Wilds"? Listen, I'm all for exploring the galaxy, but it’s time to face the music: your sessions are not interstellar; they're simply a cry for help. The last time someone had this much eclectic taste, they were trying to impress someone at a hipster café and ended up binge-watching TikToks instead. So here’s the deal: next time you're curating a playlist, just remember—no one ever got lost finding their way to the dance floor while bopping to “Astronaut In The Ocean.” You're not going into space, you're just trying to escape from your own playlists!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!